Humour – Teacher! Teacher!

Teacher: Suzie, go to the map and find North America.
Suzie: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Suzie.



Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.



Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.



Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today tht we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!



Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with, “I”.
Millie: I is . . .
Teacher: No, Millie. Always say, “I am.”
Millie: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.



Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.

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