Humour – Puns

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer bunny arrested – charged with battery.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

I fired my masseuse today.
She just rubbed me the wrong way.

When two egotists met, it’s and I for an I.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.

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