Humour – Puns
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer bunny arrested – charged with battery.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
I fired my masseuse today.
She just rubbed me the wrong way.
When two egotists met, it’s and I for an I.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
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